“Hello Rabbit, is that you?""Let's pretend it isn't", said Rabbit, "and see what happens.”

“Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has Brain."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything.”

A.A. Milne book Winnie-the-Pooh

“Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has Brain."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything.”

Benjamin Hoff book The Tao of Pooh

“Rabbit underground, rabbit safe and sound.”

Richard Adams book Watership Down

“Psychoanalysis: a rabbit that was swallowed by a boa constrictor who just wanted to see what it was like in there.”

Karl Kraus (1874–1936) Czech playwright and publicist

“The first step in making rabbit stew is catching the rabbit.”

Isaac Asimov (1920–1992) American writer and professor of biochemistry at Boston University, known for his works of science fiction …

“Pooh," said Rabbit kindly, "you haven't any brain."
"I know," said Pooh humbly.”

A.A. Milne book Winnie-the-Pooh

“What do you say, Pooh?"
Pooh opened his eyes with a jerk and said, "Extremely."
"Extremely what?" asked Rabbit.
"What you were saying," said Pooh. "Undoubtably.”

A.A. Milne book The House at Pooh Corner

“Mon ami, if you wish to catch a rabbit you put a ferret into the hole, and if the rabbit is there he runs. That is all I have done.”

Agatha Christie book Murder on the Orient Express

“The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer.”

Steve Aylett (1967) English satirical author