
“Quand on va au paradis, on y retrouve tous ses amis.”
, 2012
Selon Zuckerberg, Facebook est la version bêta du paradis.
Citation, , 2012
“Quand on va au paradis, on y retrouve tous ses amis.”
, 2012
Citation d'Alexander von Humboldt
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Journal d'un mauvais Français, 2012
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Conversations dans le Loir-et-Cher, 1935
“Votre ami est celui qui sait tout de vous, et qui vous aime quand même.”
Personally, I don’t think there’s a Heaven. I think maybe there’s a God, but there’s no Heaven. I think that’s the best news you’re gonna get. You die, and you’re like, “Hey God!” And he’s like, “Yep?” And you’re like, “Where’s Heaven?” And he’s like, “I don’t know who’s telling people that! I’m supposed to make a universe and then another whole amazing place for afterwards?! You guys are greedy dicks down there!” “Well, where do I go?” “Just stand in this room with me now.” “I don’t like it.” “Tell me about it! I’ve been here since 1983.” Or whenever. I don’t know when God started…
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Saturday Night Live (2014)