“God is the CEO of our lives. Therefore, Adam and Eve were the first people to be fired from heaven.”

— Mwanandeke Kindembo

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Congolese author 1996

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“God is the CEO of our lives. Therefore, Adam and Eve were the first people to be fired from heaven.”

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