“This is a full release…! This is a full release! It is not Early Access! This is not a beta, guys! Seriously, I am not lying to you! And this is after about three patches! This game is a f**king disaster!”

—  TotalBiscuit

WTF Is…? series, Day One: Garry's Incident (October 1, 2013)

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