
“What Jack didn't understand was that no matter where he went, the same asshole got off the plane.”
Source: The Shining (1977)
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
“What Jack didn't understand was that no matter where he went, the same asshole got off the plane.”
Source: The Shining (1977)
“You know what I just realized? Jack Black… Jack White! [points to Jack White]”
“Grocer Jack, Grocer Jack,
Is it true what Mammy said,
You won't come back.
Oh no, no.”
Song Grocer Jack
“Jack: What kind of tiger is that - Siberian or Bengal?”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
Diana Cyr, in "Live Young Forever: 12 Steps to Optimum Health, Fitness and Longevity", p. 10
“Jack: Smell?… What do I want with smelling salts?”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
“Jack: Hey, wait a minute. What kind of make up is this?”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
1988 Vice-Presidential debate with Dan Quayle
Full transcript of debate http://www.debates.org/index.php?page=october-5-1988-debate-transcripts
YouTube video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-7gpgXNWYI