“; Roger from Portland”

“Roger: [talking about pez dispensers] Psychedelic Eye from the 60’s. Look it up nerds.”

“[I]n Portland, Oregon, they decided to drop the gang-member designation — they don’t call gangs “gangs” anymore because it’s, yes, racist.”

“Roger: Yeah, it’s really not that rad.”

“Gunpowder was known to Roger Bacon and Albertus Magnus about 1250, but… I conclude that both obtained a knowledge of it from Arabic sources.”

“Roger: They have internet now on tour.”

“Roger: Well over 800 at this point.”

“Roger: Buddy’s my main influence.”

“Oh, I would be honoured to even be compared to Roger. He has such an unbelievable talent, and is capable of anything. Roger could be the greatest tennis player of all time.”

“The metaphysical explanation is that Roger Federer is one of those rare, preternatural athletes who appear to be exempt, at least in part, from certain physical laws.”