“Most of the Vogue girls are so thin, tremendously thin, because Miss Anna don't like fat people.”

“Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.”

“If you want to look young and thin hang around old fat people.”

“Inside every fat man, there's a thin man trying to get out.”

“Fashion shows have never been my thing. I don't look thin enough for the runway. The other girls were always much taller and skinnier. But I've never starved myself or done crazy things just to be thin like a rail.”

“Imprisoned in every fat man a thin one is wildly signalling to be let out.”

“I'd rather be thin than famous
but I'm fat
paste that in your broadway show”

“Too fat, too thin, what the fuck are you supposed to be? God bless the media!”

“You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat man, and to the fat ones I'm a thin man.”

“The problem is we have this thin atmosphere and a lot of people trying to breathe it. It's this thinness of the atmosphere that has allowed humankind to accidentally change the climate of the planet.”