Alan Coren (1938–2007) humorist and writer from the United Kingdom
"The Night We Went To Epernay By Way Of Tours-sur-Marne".
The Sanity Inspector (1974)
“YOU BASTARD! Come to my carpet shop.”
No Agenda (2007)
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Iranian-British stand-up comedian 1965Related quotes
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“Here is a shop of wonderment.
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Joyce Kilmer Trees and Other Poems
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Context: Here is a shop of wonderment.
From every land has come a prize;
Rich spices from the Orient,
And fruit that knew Italian skies,
And figs that ripened by the sea
In Smyrna, nuts from hot Brazil,
Strange pungent meats from Germany,
And currants from a Grecian hill.
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“Cause my wife gets up and goes shopping.”
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Tavis Smiley interview (2004)
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