“Letting I dare not wait upon I would is a mug's game, and those who play it usually get mugged.”

“My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a Quaker.”

“Modern Day Mugging”

“I aint such a mug as to put up my children to all I know myself.”

“Mugged by my own mother.”

“It's one thing to think someone's stupid. And fair enough if you need them to be. But you can't go banking on it. That's a mug's game.”

“Fighting Dad's not a fight. Fighting dad is, (a la a game show announcer): "Hi, you've just instigated your own mugging! Come on down!"”

“I had one of those steel thermal mugs you carried everywhere with you as a kind of signifier of how busy, and therefore how important you were.”

“Jane clutched her mug like a talisman of reality.”

“I remember when you could always rely on those little street kids to pop a few people for the latest Nikes," Vice-President John said. "Now people get mugged for Reeboks, for Adidas — for generics, for Christ's sake.”