“Engvall and his wife have, for three days, had a cement truck in their yard to re-do their porch.
Neighbor: You pouring concrete?
Bill: No, we're making big margaritas. Here's your sign.”

— Bill Engvall

Now That's Awesome (2000)
Here's Your Sign

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American comedian and actor 1957

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