“I won’t say it’s impossible, my lord, but I will say that it’s so close to impossible as to be inconceivable.”

“I've been in the inventor business for 33 years and my experience is that for every problem the Lord has made, He has also made a solution. If you and I can't find the solution, the let's honestly admit that you and I are damn fools but why blame it on the Lord and say He created something 'impossible.”

“Being a stranger is hard, but being a stranger when you're so impossibly close is unbearable.”

“I believe in that one god who is the lord of all nations, all races & all religions, and so it becomes impossible that I could ever develop any hatred in my heart for any nation, any race or any religion.”

“When I was a kid my dad would say, "Emo, do you believe in the Lord?" I'd say, "Yes!" He'd say, "Then stand up and shout Hallelujah!" So I would … and I'd fall out of the roller coaster.”

“It’s impossible,” he snapped.

“Why?”

“Because I’m Sebastian, Lord St. Vincent. I can’t be celibate. Everyone knows that.”

“Lord Peter Wimsey: It’s my belief most of us would only be too pleased to chuck these community hysterics if the beastly newspapers didn’t run it for all it’s worth. However, it won’t do to say so. (on Remembrance Day observances)”

“To say, `LORD IS' is Gyanam. But `THE LORD IS I' is Vigyanam.”

“I felt very close to God…. My friends say that's because I was always on my knees.”

“If I can't forgive him, the Lord won’t forgive me.”