“Three things alone are certain when you venture into a loft: that you will crack your head on a beam at least twice, that you will get cobwebs draped over your face, and that you will not find what you went looking for.”

—  Bill Bryson

I'm a Stranger Here Myself (US), Notes From a Big Country (UK) (1998)

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