“The movement I have initiated against the entry of junk food has already resulted in the reduction of sales of KFC in Bangalore to a record low.”

“It's pitiful to have a life in which junk food is awarded the same high status as sex.”

“Jessica and I have always worked hard to teach our kids not to be mean. We tolerate noise and mess and junk food, but not meanness.”

“Don't ask God to bless junk food and miraculously transform it so that it has nutritional value. That's not how God works.”

“Junk takes everything and gives nothing but insurance against junk sickness.”

“Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good results.”

“In my opinion, there's no condition in life that can't be ameliorated by a dose of junk food.”

“The minute I started breaking the all-time record in record sales—I broke Elvis's records, I broke Beatles records—the minute it became the all-time best-selling album in the history of the Guinness Book of World Records, overnight they called me a freak. They called me a homosexual. They called me a child molester. They said I bleached my skin. They made everything to turn the public against me.”

“I have sometimes told myself that if only there were a notice on church doors forbidding entry to anyone with an income above a certain figure, and a low one, I would be converted at once.”

“In one of his judgments he took the view that the works contracts should be really treated as divisible for the purposes of sales tax has now found acceptance by way of amendment of the relevant constitutional entries and the relevant laws.”