“I came here to hunt ghosts and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum.”

“The Maestro says it's Mozart but it sounds like bubble gum when you're waiting for the miracle to come.”

“Television is chewing gum for the eyes.”

“You can't teach colour from Cézanne, you can only teach it from something like this bubble-gum wrapper.”

“Obviously, it's a great privilege and pleasure to be here at the Yale Law School Sesquicentennial Convocation. And I defy anyone to say that and chew gum at the same time.”

“Yes, my friend,’ he said. ‘It is so easy to be an American — here in Paris! A nasal voice — the chewing gum — the little goatee — the horned-rimmed spectacles — all the appurtenances of the stage American…”

“This will never be a civilized country until we expend more money for books than we do for chewing gum.”

“There's probably no subject with quite so many conflictin' opinions about it as there are about food, and 'tis better to swap bubble gum with a rabid bulldog than challenge a single one o' the varyin' beliefs your average human holds about nutrition.”

“Sorry. Was it awful?”
“Being a rat? No. First it was disorienting. I was suddenly at ankle-level with everyone. I thought I'd drunk a shrinking potion, but I couldn't figure out why I had this urge to chew used gum wrappers.”

“We got to get our democracy in order at home, but we can walk and chew gum at the same time. Two wrongs do not make a right.”