“You are my favorite movie star / You are my big buddy / You are a low-down rotten man / You are crazy like a roll lizard”

“You are my Marilyn. You are my lake full of fishes. You are my sky set, my 'Hollywood in Miniature,' my pink Cadillac, my highway, my martini, the stage for my heart to rock and roll on, the screen where my movies light up.”

“And like a favorite old movie, sometimes the sameness in a friend is what you like the most about her.”

“You are my forbidden sin, my favorite.”

“And you, Percy, are my favorite son.”

“You need to modulate that unwarranted ire, buddy. I'm not your 'ho and you ain't my pimp”

“What would happen to a reptile if you put him in the Garden of Eden and let him live to be 900 years old? You'd have a big lizard - a really big lizard! Dinosaurs were big lizards that lived with Adam and Eve before the Flood came. You can get these Jackson chameleons right now at the pet store. What's he going to look like at about 15 tons? Probably some kind of triceratops.”

“Any day spent with you is my favorite day. So today is my new favorite day.”

“You are the sun, you make me shine, or more like the stars, that twinkle at night. You are the moon that glows in my heart. You're my daytime, my night-time, my world…you are my life.”

“My grandfather Raangipi taught me the stars, but I didn't write it down like you are doing. I kept everything in my head. This is called paafu.”