“Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.”

“If you don't mind a word of advice, one never asks a lady to set her own price. If you have to ask, the answer will always be more than you can afford.”

“Are you a lucky little lady in the City of Light? Or just another lost angel… City of Night?”

“Dear little Vivian, all the way from the clean fields of Minnesota, and not a Swede either, and almost a virgin too, just a few men short of being a virgin.”

“La-di-dah, just out for a little spin, don't mind me.”

“My money's on the lady," he drawled. "You don't tame a vixen, you just travel in her wake.”

“I lost my virginity to a [record] skip. "Lay Lady Lay--Lay Lady Lay--Lay Lady Lay". We didn't even get to the big brass bed part.”

“Monna Lisa, you can stop searching;
don't you know we're not Virgin?”

“A lady is just a lady. But if you call yourself as a gentleman, then it becomes debatable.”

“Imagine you are sucking the little fingers of a lady… or… no, you wouldn't understand that -- since you'd never get that close to a lady -- who'd want to get that close to you for God's sake?”