Bill Engvall (1957) American comedian and actor
and I said, "Exactly!"
Here's Your Sign Reloaded (2003)
“Cause my wife gets up and goes shopping.”
Asked why he gets up and goes to work every day.
Tavis Smiley interview (2004)
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Miguel de Cervantes (1547–1616) Spanish novelist, poet, and playwright
there is no answer to be made.
Source: Don Quixote de la Mancha (1605–1615), Part II (1615), Book III, Ch. 43.
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Rodney Dangerfield (1921–2004) American actor and comedian
George Bernard Shaw (1856–1950) Irish playwright
Franklyn, in Pt. II : The Gospel of the Brothers Barnabas
1920s, Back to Methuselah (1921)
“Oh my son's my son till he gets a wife,
But my daughter's my daughter all her life.”
Dinah Craik (1826–1887) English novelist and poet
"Young and Old"
Margaret Thatcher (1925–2013) British stateswoman and politician
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