“(singing) Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!/
And on this farm he has a pterodactyl, E-I-E-I-O!/
With a screeeeeeech! here,/
and a screeeeeeech! there,/
here a screeeeeeech!,/
there a screeeeeeech!…you know the rest.”

—  Maria Bamford

The Comedians of Comedy: Live at Del Ray (2007)

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