“The prosecutors say that Mr. Strauss-Kahn "forced" the complainant to have oral and other sex with him. How? Did he have a gun? Did he have a knife? He's a short fat old man.”

— Ben Stein

Presumed Innocent, Anyone?
The American Spectator
2011-05-17
http://spectator.org/archives/2011/05/17/presumed-innocent-anyone
2011-06-07, quoted in * La Cage Aux Fools
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
2011-05-19
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-may-19-2011/la-cage-aux-fools
2011-06-07
regarding the May 2011 arrest of IMF director Dominique Strauss-Kahn for attempted rape of a hotel housekeeper

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