“Pooh Bah: This professional conscientiousness is highly creditable to you, but it places us in a very awkward position.
Koko: My good sir, the awkwardness of your position is grace itself compared with that of a man engaged in the act of cutting off his own head.”

—  W. S. Gilbert

The Mikado (1885)

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English librettist of the Gilbert & Sullivan duo 1836–1911

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