“"NOT" to become in the best in something. I'm satisfied with getting the best version of myself.”

“A lot challenges me! Not psyching myself out, not doubting myself, not comparing myself to others... all of that challenges me. But inevitably, challenges are put into our lives so that we may grow and become the best version of who we are meant to be.”

“I'm just an advertisement for a version of myself.”

“Arguably the best version of Virgil in English poetry.”

“The best way to get even with anyone is to put them in the rearview mirror on your way to something better.”

“The only way you can be the best at something is to be the best you can be.”

“Every couple has two stories - the edited one to be shared from the couch and the unabridged version best left alone.”

“The audience usually has to be with you, I'm afraid. I always regarded myself as not even preaching to the converted, I was titillating the converted.
The audiences like to think that satire is doing something. But, in fact, it is mostly to leave themselves satisfied. Satisfied rather than angry, which is what they should be.”

“It's best to have your tools with you. If you don't, you're apt to find something you didn't expect and get discouraged.”

“To memorize something, it's best to write it down.”