“Your butt is mine
Gonna tell you right
Just show your face
In broad daylight”

“You've got to get up every morning with a smile on your face
And show the world all the love in your heart
The people gonna treat you better,
You're gonna find, yes you will,
That you're beautiful as you feel.”

“I will fight for your right to be weird- just as I know you will fight for mine.”

“I don’t have an issue with what you do in the church, but I’m gonna be up in your face if you’re gonna knock on my science classroom and tell me they’ve got to teach what you’re teaching in your Sunday school. Because that’s when we’re gonna fight!”

“Tell the world that we finally got it all right
I choose you
I will become yours and you will become mine
I choose you.”

“Tonight I’m gonna make you mine
Oh wait, that’s not supposed to be my line
I’m waiting on you to make your move
Boy I know that you think your smooth
Show me what you got cause I got a lot
Come on set your trap I want to get caught”

“I'd love to show you Wormnet, but I'm not gonna risk it, because Wormnet shows your IP address!”

“What are you gonna do, angel face? Stab me with your eyebrow pencil?”

“Chris Rock: I love the story of how you turned down an offer to appear in Michael Jackson's music video for, Bad.
Prince: You know that Wesley Snipes character? That would've been me. Now you run that video in your mind. The first line in that song is "your butt is mine." Now I said to Michael, who's gonna sing that to whom? 'Cause you sure ain't singing it to me and I sure ain't singing it to you so right there we got a problem.”

“I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that.”