“all day long
wearing a hat
that wasn't on my head”

“If you're going to wear three hats, you'd better grow two more heads.”

“Some people think I always wear the hat, but that's not true. Sometimes I don't wear the hat. It makes me laugh that some people think I always wear the hat, because obviously I don't wear the hat all the time. What about when I sleep or take a shower? I don't wear the hat then. Also, I don't wear the hat to go to Millets.”

“I wear my hat as I please, indoors or out.”

“A hat not much the worse for wear.”

“He die one day, and then he go above of my head to live with your father."
He weared the long hair, and after he died, the first day he come back here for to say hello to the peoples."
He nice, the Jesus.”

“To his ancestors (to a Persian's ancestors) Macedonians were only known as 'yona takabara', the 'Greeks who wear shields on their heads', an allusion to their broad-brimmed hats.”

“That wasn't very nice… I do believe you killed my hat.
~Kisuke Urahara”

“As with my hat upon my head
I walk'd along the Strand,
I there did meet another man
With his hat in his hand.”

“A politician is a politician whether he's wearing a suit or a funny hat.”