“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
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“My wife, my child, my music, Nature and the sun; they are my happiness.”
written on the sketches for his Domestic Symphony. Charles Youmans, Mahler and Strauss in Dialogue, Indiana University press (2016), found on page 60.
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“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”