“Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed … into my mouth.”
Louis C.K. (1967) American comedian and actor
Chewed Up
“How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?”
As quoted in Love, Sex, Death & The Meaning of Life : The Films of Woody Allen (2001) by Foster Hirsch, p. 50.
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