“The world's worst flavor combination was mango and menthol.”

“Can I touch your mango?”

“[Perl] combines all the worst aspects of C and Lisp: a billion different sublanguages in one monolithic executable. It combines the power of C with the readability of PostScript.”

“Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings”

“I think she just asked if she could touch my mango.”

“Most accidents in well-designed systems involve two or more events of low probability occurring in the worst possible combination.”

“Everyone thinks I named my cat Mango because of his orange eyes, but that's not the case. I named him Mango because the sounds of his purrs and his wheezes and his meows are all various shades of yellow-orange.”

“I call [my music] ho-wop. It's the flavor of hip-hop, the flavor of doo-wop, and hoes.”

“A general flavor of mild decay.”

“There is a flavor that our time (perhaps surfeited by the clumsy imitations of professional patriots) does not usually perceive without some suspicion: the fundamental flavor of the heroic.”