Sophie Kinsella citations

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“Women need chocolate. It's a scientific fact.”

“Don't beat yourself up for not knowing the answers. You don't always have to know who you are. You don't have to have the big picture, or know where you're heading. Sometimes, it's enough just to know what you're going to do next.”

“People who want to make a million borrow a million first”

“If I behave as though this is a completely normal situation, then maybe it will be…”

“I’m blushing at my own stupid, nonsensical, meaningless thought process, which, by the way, nobody knows about except me.”

“Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking… a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards.”

“I'll have to admit, he really does have quite a smile. Kind of heart-stopping, especially as it comes out of nowhere.
I mean… you know. If your heart was in the kind of place to be stopped.”

“This is what happens. You tell your friends your most personal secrets, and they use them against you.”

“Everyone knows revenge is a dish best served when you've had enough time to build up enough vitriol and fury.”

“It's just the way things are. And you can't dwell on what might have been. You have to look at what is.”

“Rule of life. If you bother to ask someone’s advice, then bother to listen to it.”

“There are moments in life that the white-chocolate Magnum ice cream was invented for, and this is one of them.”

“I'm allergic to family occasions. Sometimes I think we'd do better as dandelion seeds-no family, no history, just floating off into the world, each on our own piece of fluff.”

“All this time, I wasn't hungry for success, I was hungry.”

“We don't have to reveal everything to each other. It's OK to be private. It's OK to say no. It's OK to say, 'I'm not going to share that.”

“A mistake isn’t a mistake unless it can’t be put right.”

“We’re on this planet for too short a time. And at the end of the day, what’s more important? Knowing that a few meaningless figures balanced—or knowing that you were the person you wanted to be?”

“All I can say is, she's the one I think about. All the time. She's the voice I want to hear. She's the face I hope to see. - Sam Roxton”

“The worst thing a girl can do is trail after a boy when a love affair is dead.”

“But you can't stay with people because of guilt. Or because they can drive a speedboat.”

“Some things are best left a blur. Births and Visa Bills.”

“That's the trouble with having the whole world love you. One day, you wake up and it's flirting with your best friend instead. And you don't know what to do. You're thrown.”

“Honestly, it’s so easy to get what you want from people if they think you’re a psycho.”

“Once you've started cheating, does it really matter what your methods are?”

“Most people underestimate eyes. They're infinite. You look someone straight in the eye and your whole soul can be sucked out in a nanosecond. Other people's eyes are limitless and that's what scares me.”

“It really is the year 2007. Which means I must be…

Oh my God. I'm twenty-eight.

I'm old.”

“It's a GIRL.
It's a little girl, with scrunched-up petal lips and a tuft of dark hair and hands in tiny fits, up by her ears. All that time, that's who was in there. And it's weird, but the minute I saw her I just thought: IT'S YOU. Of course it is.”

“Shopping is actually very similar to farming a field. You can't keep buying the same thing, you have to have a bit of variety. Otherwise you get bored and stop enjoying yourself.”

“Whoever it was, whether I knew them or not, if I could help in some way, I would. I mean, if you can help, you have to help. Don't you think? - Poppy Wyatt”