Ron English citations

“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.”

“Evolution is a two-way street.”

“Evolution’s the gift that keeps on giving.”

“The lesser of two evils is not the greater good.”

“The fastest way to the future is to bypass the past.”

“My heart is in the right place… between my lungs.”

“You can lead a horse to Harvard but you can’t make him think.”

“You don’t protest air pollution by holding your breath.”

“Last place is first place in the very next race.”

“My reflections always get it backwards.”

“No evil comes from the fear of hell, no good comes from the promise of heaven.”

“The womb is the first portal to the hereafter.”

“Death is more interesting from a distance.”

“We are the offspring of extinct imagination.”

“What you believe is without a clue. What I believe is always true.”

“Every teardrop returns to a cloud.”

“Only the evaporated ascend.”

“The water I breathe would drown the more evolved.”

“Holding something sacred stunts its evolution.”

“I’m complicated, not confused.”

“Myths are the unbelievable truth.”

“Memories forever remake themselves.”

“Adversity is the mother of contention.”

“Absinthe makes the mind go wander.”

“I believe my own imagination.”

“Nothing is true until someone believes.”

“Madness is the genius’ substitute for stupidity.”

“No brain, no pain.”

“When all else fails, start a band.”