Meg Cabot citations

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“Especially if he called meagain.”

“No. The answer was no, I was not all right. I nearly got knocked out. Knocked out by desire! Desire for forbidden dissimilar molecules”

“When people look you in the eye and call you stupid, dont look away, but tell them that half of the world is stupid and they are one of them because they are dening their own stupidity.”

“Michael has never cried during a Broadway show. Except in that scene where Tarzan's ape father is brutally murdered.

And that was only because he was laughing so hard.”

“You didn't," John said, stepping from the shadows as he clapped for me, "even hit your head this time.”

“Zach had rushed down to rescue me without remembering to put a shirt on… Maybe I had died and gone to heaven.”

“great. now i was starting to get jealous of myself.”

“How is it that I'd nearly been smothered to death, and yet I could sit there and notice things like my stepbrother's abdominal muscles a few minutes later?”

“I just want to let you know that when I look into my future, I see nothing but you.” That’s what Chaz had whispered in my ear at some point during the wedding last night.

Then he’d whispered. “And you’re not even wearing Spanx.”

“You just said you were sorry."

…

"I was only apologizing," he said stiffly, "for startling you. The applause was to compliment you on the improvement in your life-saving techniques since the last time you-”

“What is the appropriate reply to make to a man who says he loves you?
Thank you. You are very kind.”

“The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all.”

“Whatever. Boris, must you constantly breathe on me?”

“Tell me Jesse, does she sigh when you kiss her too”

“So take my advice: whatever you do? Don’t blink”

“Was it frisson when you saw a guy smile and it made your heart act all weird?”

“They've arrested Sebastian! For m-murder! You've g-got to stop them! He d-didn't do it! He can't have done it! He doesn't believe in murder! He's a v-vegetarian!”

“I've never even been to Long Island”

“I didn't even think about suggesting he take the boots off. There'd probably be a apocalypse or something.”

“Why had I taken all those useless classes like bio and German when I should have been taking lipreading?”

“Honey, some boys stopped by to see you. They had wood.”

“Nice to know I have that effect on boys. I mean, Christopher doesn't even know I exist, and Brandon Stark practically throws up when he sees me. Having my brain transplated into a supermodel's body was doing wonders for my love life.”

“Well, hi, CeeCee," I said. "Hi, Adam. Nice of you two to drop by. Ever heard of knocking?"
"Oh, please," CeeCee said. "Why? Because we might interrupt you and your precious Jesse?"
Jesse, upon hearing this, raised his eyebrows. Way up.”

“What did that mean? Where could it go? He was a death diety. I was a high school senior.”

“I'm a liar. And I can't stop thinking about boys.”

“Always be true to your friends, just as you are to yourself.”

“I like 'em big. And stupid. Don't tell my husband.”

“You know in sixth grade, when they made all of us girls go into this other room and watch a video about getting our periods and stuff? I bet while we were gone, the boys were watching a video about how to look at each other in that infuriating way.”

“Looks can be deceiving.”