Laurie Faria Stolarz citations

“Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black. She has a knife, knife, knife, stuck in her back, back, back. She cannot breathe, breathe, breathe. She cannot cry, cry, cry. Thats why she begs, begs, begs. She begs to die, die, die..”

“Love isn't rational, it's instinctive”

“Age is artificial. It's soulless. It doesn't matter one bit.”

“My thoughts amuse me.”

“People are so stupid. They think they've got the whole puzzle figured out, but they're really so far off.”

“Aww, you know my verbal stingers are only poisoned with love”

“Who do I look like, Nancy freaking Drew?”

“Okay, now you're starting to scare me," Wes says.
"No, scary is the way people can alter their voices on cue. Like your imitation of that creepy guy who lives at your house."
"You mean my dad?" he laughs.”

“Sounds like you've got it all planned out."
"Honey, I've got more plans than Wes has ugly shoes."
"And that's a lot." I laugh.
"It sure is," she says with a sigh.”

“Jack and Jill ran up the hill, both for a little fun. Jack's plan was deception while Jill sought affection. And Jack wouldn't quit till he won.”

“Can you go cazy without knowing you're crazy?”