Jack Benny citations

Jack Benny est un acteur, humoriste et producteur américain né le 14 février 1894 à Chicago, Illinois , mort le 26 décembre 1974 à Holmby Hills .



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✵ 14. février 1894 – 26. décembre 1974
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Jack Benny: Citations en anglais

“Clyde: You're telling me. What about those first three nights, we had to light fires to keep the animals away.”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Clyde: Oh, we're not going to make that trip again, oh no.”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Bob: This is rather strange for me, I'm on the major network.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Jack Benny: Where's that big glass star I told you to pack away last Christmas?”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Cook: We have some breast of flamingo and gazelle steaks.”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
Variante: Jack: Breast of flamingo and gazelle steaks?

“Jack: I'm thinking it over!”

Broadcast on Jack Benny radio program, 28 March 1948. Sourced from audio recording.
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955)
Variante: Jack Benny: I'm thinking I'm thinking!

“Jack Benny: That star has five points.”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Jack: Smell?… What do I want with smelling salts?”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Jack: What do you think of this card I wrote for Don? "To Don from Jacky, Oh golly, oh shucks. I hope that you like it, It cost forty bucks.”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Jack: [poking his head through the stage curtains] Bob, will you please give me my pants back?”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
Variante: Don Wilson: [Poking his head through the curtains] Bob, Bob, quick, give me Jack's pants!

“Jack: When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Clyde: I knew as soon as we got off the freeway, we'd run into trouble.”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Bob: Welcome to the Lucky Strike Program. In just a few minutes, you'll see our star, Gypsy Rose Benny.”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Jack: These last 2 miles were rugged, weren't they?”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Rochester: Well, you said you wanted something to make you look nice and tanned.”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Jack: No, I just want to reach 40.”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Jack: [out of shot] Darn right I am.”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Don Wilson: Because I had to give him mine.”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Bob Hope: [on being on a CBS show] I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor at a P. T. A. meeting.”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Clyde:' Frightened. Why, you yellow-belly. Do you want to live forever?”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Rochester: It would've been hard to rhyme a dollar ninety-eight.”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Bob Hope: By the way, this is where Bing did his last show and I think they've done very nicely. They've gotten most of it out of the curtains.”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Jack: What kind of tiger is that - Siberian or Bengal?”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Rochester: [checking his equipment] Shaving cream, brush, razor, smelling salts.”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Clyde: I wondered why he had his hand on his hip when I shot him.”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Jack: Well, only if you have enough. I'd hate for you to run out to the zoo just for me.”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Rochester: That's for me. I can't stand the sight of blood.”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Jack: Don, you're hanging yourself.”

The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

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