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Jack Benny est un acteur, humoriste et producteur américain né le 14 février 1894 à Chicago, Illinois , mort le 26 décembre 1974 à Holmby Hills .



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✵ 14. février 1894 – 26. décembre 1974
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Jack Benny: Citations en anglais

“Perry Mason: Maybe my writers are better than yours.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Jack: Hey, wait a minute. What kind of make up is this?”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Thug: You're gonna give us $10,000, or we're gonna break both your legs.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Jack: [Pointing to the tiger] He must have gone to a veterinarian in Denmark.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Rochester: It would help if you bleed a little.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Jack Benny: Does it have to be both?”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Jack: It's really dangerous, here in the jungle.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Jack: When they laugh at one of my jokes… it just gets me right here. [Puts hand on heart]”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Rochester: Yes, that's the spot all right. You almost had a heart attack when they laughed at Bob Hope.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Bob Crosby: That's like keeping the smog and throwing away Los Angeles.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Jack: Oh, it's not that big a difference. You're twenty-five and I'm thirty-nine.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Bob Hope: Put your head back through there, or I'll start handing out baseballs to the audience.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Liberace: Would you like to stay for dinner, Jack?”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Thug: This is a stickup! Now come on. Your money or your life.
[long pause]”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Thug: [repeating] Look, bud, I said 'Your money or your life.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
Variante: Mugger: Look bud. I said, your money or your life.

“Rochester: I think I cut you.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Liberace: What do we have for dinner?”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Marilyn Monroe: I know, Jack. But what about twenty-five years from now when I'm fifty and you're thirty-nine?”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Jack: Yeah, then we ran out of water. For three weeks we couldn't even take a bath.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Jack Benny: We're a little late, so good night, folks.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Jack: I'm scared, I'm frightened.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Clyde: Then the animals lit fires to keep us away.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Mugger: Your money or your life.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955)

“Rochester: You mean that shiny one with the three points on it?”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Bob Hope: Why do you want Jack's pants?”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Jack: I can't understand it. On your show you always win.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Bob Hope: Let's not do any jokes we didn't plan on, eh.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

“Jack: Gee, I never thought of that.”

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The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)

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