George Ouzounian citations (69 citations, Page 3)

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“It's every man's dream to have a penis so large that he must hire a small boy to carry it.”

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Unintentionally sexual comic book covers http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=uscc_part1
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“If people who look different don't necessarily think differently, which they don't, then aren't they essentially discriminating against them by "embracing" them as being "diverse"?”

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"Embrace diversity," and other bullshit phrases that don't mean anything. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=embrace
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“In an effort to salvage the money I wasted on this bullshit, I ate six cups of jello, one bag of corn nuts, a Soynut bar, and a bag of jelly beans for dinner. The only thing X-TREME about this experience was the X-TREME dump I took later that night:”

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Take your X-TREME marketing and shove it. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=xtreme_bullshit
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“… the real reason ADD exists is because executives at pharmaceutical companies need to make their Lexus payments.”

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Attention Deficit Disorder is nothing that a solid kick in the ass can't cure. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=add
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“u know what? i thought about it and ive decided that your right, i shouldnt make fun of people who get fast cars. please accept my apology………….. psych! yeah right homo.”

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hate mail. (April Fools 2004) http://maddox.xmission.com/hatemail.cgi?p=af.
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“If trashy television was a video game, The Jenny Jones show would be the final boss.”

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“President Bush withdrew from the Anti-Ballistic Missile treaty. Good I say, global stability was getting to be a pain in the ass.”

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Bush: making political satirists obsolete since 2000 http://maddox.xmission.com/limits_to_freedom.html
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“She started crying when she saw the busted colon I gave her pussy husband, so she took one of her shoes off and threw it at me. I caught the shoe between my pecs and I started to laugh like a pirate. Then she started walking towards me to take her shoe back, and there was no way I was going to let this bitch get near my chest so I body slammed her into a cactus that happened to be there. She got up and was uglier than before, so I did what I always do when women start to cry: I went back inside to play video games.”

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Why change your car's oil when your girlfriend can do it? http://maddox.xmission.com/oil.html
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“Elizabeth Duke is possibly the only person on the FBI list wanted for communism.”

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What a bitch! Duke was a member of the extremist group, May 19th Communist Organization, whose objective was the violent overthrow of the US. The group was largely active from 1978 to 1985, at which time they got busted and thrown in jail where their new objective became to prevent any violent uprisings in their ass. She's the only one still around. It's not really a group anymore if it's just you, dipshit! America wins."
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