Dave Chappelle citations (8 citations)

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Dave Chappelle: Citations en anglais

“The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.”

Television, Inside the Actor's Studio (2006)

“My house got robbed in New York. I didn't even call the police. I wanted to, but I couldn't. My crib is too nice. It's not that it's too nice, but it's too nice for me. You know how the police are in New York. Soon as I open the door, they'll be like, "He's still here! Open and shut case, Johnson. Apparently this black guy broke in and hung up pictures of his family everywhere. Never seen anything like it."”

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Comedy specials, HBO Comedy Half-Hour: Dave Chappelle (1998)

“A black man would never dream of talking to the police high. That's a waste of weed. I'm serious. I mean, I'd be scared to talk to the police when I'm sleepy.”

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Comedy specials, Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly (2000)

“You can't get un-famous. You can get infamous, but you can't get un-famous.”

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Television, Inside the Actor's Studio (2006)

“I got myself extorted, which happens in this business. I come home from the road. There was a FedEx sitting on the kitchen table, and it was addressed to me, so I opened it. I don't know who delivered it. And there was a videocassette inside, with a note written on it that said "Gotcha." Oh, my god. Can you imagine? I freaked out. I tore the whole house apart, trying to find a VCR. I hadn't seen a tape in, like, over a decade.”

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Comedy specials, Deep in the Heart of Texas: Dave Chappelle Live at Austin City Limits (2017)

“The worst thing to call somebody is "crazy". It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person, so they're crazy." That's bullshit. 'Cuz people are not crazy. They're strong people. Maybe the environment is a little sick.”

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Television, Inside the Actor's Studio (2006)

“Never in a million years will you hear somebody on the radio say "I'm up for runnin' up on them crackers in city hall."”

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Film, Dave Chappelle's Block Party (2005)

“There's a few reasons you don't see black people at my shows. One is because, obviously, black people have slower internet connections. I mean, that would be my guess. I don't know.”

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Comedy specials, The Age of Spin: Dave Chappelle Live at the Hollywood Palladium (2017)

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