Daniel Handler citations

Daniel Handler, né le 28 février 1970 à San Francisco en Californie, est un écrivain, scénariste et accordéoniste américain, mieux connu du grand public sous son pseudonyme occasionnel Lemony Snicket, utilisé notamment pour écrire la série Les Désastreuses Aventures des orphelins Baudelaire. Wikipedia  

✵ 28. février 1970   •   Autres noms دنیل هندلر
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Daniel Handler: Citations en anglais

“If you have ever peeled an onion, then you know that the first thin, papery layer reveals another thin, papery layer, and that layer reveals another, and another, and before you know it you have hundreds of layers all over the kitchen table and thousands of tears in your eyes, sorry that you ever started peeling in the first place and wishing that you had left the onion alone to wither away on the shelf of the pantry while you went on with your life, even if that meant never again enjoying the complicated and overwhelming taste of this strange and bitter vegetable.

In this way, the story of the Baudelaire orphans is like an onion, and if you insist on reading each and every thin, papery layer in A Series of Unfortunate Events, your only reward will be 170 chapters of misery in your library and countless tears in your eyes. Even if you have read the first twelve volumes of the Baudelaires' story, it is not too late to stop peeling away the layers, and to put this book back on the shelf to wither away while you read something less complicated and overwhelming. The end of this unhappy chronicle is like its bad beginning, as each misfortune only reveals another, and another, and another, and only those with the stomach for this strange and bitter tale should venture any farther into the Baudelaire onion. I'm sorry to tell you this, but that is how the story goes.”

Daniel Handler livre The End

Source: The End (2006), Chapter 1

“… the moron who thought love was forever.”

Daniel Handler livre Why We Broke Up

Source: Why We Broke Up

“You either have the feeling or you don’t.”

Daniel Handler livre Why We Broke Up

Variante: Either you have the feeling or you don't. Hawk Davies
Source: Why We Broke Up

“This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.”

Daniel Handler livre Why We Broke Up

Source: Why We Broke Up

“A girl meets a boy, Ed, and everything changes, or so she says.”

Daniel Handler livre Why We Broke Up

Source: Why We Broke Up

“It is not the diamonds or the birds, the people or the potatoes; it is not any of the nouns. The miracle is the adverbs, the way things are done. It is the way love gets done despite every catastrophe.”

Daniel Handler livre Adverbs

Source: Adverbs (2006), Truly
Contexte: If you follow the diamond in my mother's ring from Africa to Germany to California to Arizona to Wisconsin, in the heel of a grandmother, in the beak of a magpie, in the gravel of the path, in someone else's novel, in the center of the earth where the volcanoes are from, you would forget the miracle, the reason diamonds end up in people's fingers in the first place. it is not the diamonds or the birds, the people or the potatoes, it is not any of the nouns. The miracle is the adverbs, the way things are done. It is the way love gets done despite every catastrophe.

“Take back the smile and the night, take it all back, I wish I could.”

Daniel Handler livre Why We Broke Up

Source: Why We Broke Up

“Take it back, Ed. Take it all back.”

Daniel Handler livre Why We Broke Up

Source: Why We Broke Up

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