Chris Rock citations (61 citations, Page 2)

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“Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!”

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Bigger and Blacker (HBO, 1999)

“You can't be happy that fire cooks your food and be mad it burns your fingertips.”

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“When a woman get pregnant, it's an issue between her and her girlfriends. When a woman get pregnant, her and her girlfriends form an abortion tribunal, and they vote on the child like it was Survivor. Then the first girlfriend throws in her two cents: "Child, you should have that baby, that man got some good hair, it's wavy, it's wavy." Then second girlfriend throws in her two cents: "Girl, why are we even talking about this? Ain't we supposed to go to Cancun next weekend? Get rid of that baby." And that's how life is decided in America.”

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Never Scared (HBO, 2004)

“Oprah is rich, Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out a fuckin' window and slit his throat on the way down saying, "I can't even put gas in my plane!"”

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Never Scared (HBO, 2004)

“You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club and the sun is out, you got some problems!”

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Never Scared (HBO, 2004)

“They don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come.”

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The Six Best Jokes From Wednesday Night's Chris Rock Show at MSG, 2008-05-02, 2008-05-05, New York Magazine http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2008/05/the_five_best_jokes_from_chris.html,
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“Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.”

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Never Scared (HBO, 2004)

“[on John McCain] I don't need a president with a bucket list!”

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Kill the Messenger (2008)

“If you said more words to him than "mommy'll be back", he might know something!”

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Bigger and Blacker (HBO, 1999)

“George Bush hates midgets.”

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At a concert supporting Katrina Relief, in reference to Kanye West's comment
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“You can't beat white people, you can only knock them out.”

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Chris Rock on Real Time with Bill Maher, September 26, 2008
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“Have you been watching American Idol? They have Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul judging the singing. Paula Abdul?! Getting Paula Abdul to judge a singing contest is like getting Christopher Reeve to judge a dance contest!”

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“You can be married and bored, or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.”

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Never Scared (HBO, 2004)

“So if you're black or brown, you can make money in America, you can get rich in America … but whatever you decide to do, it better be positive, 'cause if one person is harmed, you will be destroyed. You see Oprah, she just be giving away money. She's trying keep the Feds off her back.”

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Never Scared (HBO, 2004)

“Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check … is wealthy. "Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling!"”

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Never Scared (HBO, 2004)

“Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95.”

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Bring the Pain (HBO, 1996)

“What is on Kobe's mind? Going to Colorado, around all these white people, and not bringing Johnnie Cochran? Well then they say, "well if you hire Johnnie Cochran, you're going to look guilty." Yeah, but you going home! You want to look innocent in jail? I'd rather look guilty at the mall.”

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Never Scared (HBO, 2004)

“If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket! "This is a rap killing. Let's go home!"”

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Never Scared (HBO, 2004)

“I hope that Live Earth ends global warming the same way the Live Aid ended world poverty.”

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In an interview at Live Earth in London
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“Black Santa Claus caused more tears than the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.”

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From Everybody Hates Chris second season episode, "Everybody Hates Chris"
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“If the kid call his grandmama "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he going to jail!”

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Bigger and Blacker (HBO, 1999)

“Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don't want to be the old guy in the club. You know what I'm talking about. Every club you go into, there's always some old guy. He ain't really old, just a little too old to be in the club.”

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Bring the Pain (HBO, 1996)

“See… Relationships are hard, man. For order, for any relationship to work, both people have to be on the same page, both people have to have the same focus, and we all know what that page is. We all know what that focus is. In order for the relationship to work both people have to have the same focus, and what's that focus? That focus is all about HER! It's all about her!”

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Never Scared (HBO, 2004)

“You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma.”

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Bring the Pain (HBO, 1996)

“Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks”

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2012-07-04, quoted in Chris Rock Lights Up Controversy With Fourth of July Tweet, 2012-07-06, ABC News http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/07/chris-rock-fires-up-controversy-with-fourth-of-july-tweet/,
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