Charlaine Harris citations

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“A year ago,' I said, 'you wouldn’t have asked this of me.'
'A year ago,' he answered, 'you wouldn’t have hesitated to drink.'
I crossed to the desk and tossed it down.”

“And since I’m going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?”

“Sookie: Is Eric around?"
Pam: "He is enthralling the vermin”

“It was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body.”

“My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.”

“I love you,” Bill said helplessly, as if he wished those magic words would heal me. But he knew they wouldn’t.

“That’s what you all keep saying,” I answered. “But it doesn’t seem to get me any happier.”

“As it was, I couldn't escape the feeling that I was out of my element. I found myself thinking of a book I'd left half-read at home and wishing I'd stuck it in my purse so I could pull it out now.”

“i hate not knowing what i did." _Eric”

“I'd have to say no, people don't change, but they can learn to behave differently.”

“No, I like you alive and warm and wiggling.”

“I realized that I was really tired of people popping on and off of my property like it was a train station on the supernatural railroad.”

“Eric was usually pretty Anglo-Saxon about sex.”

“Sookie, my little blood-sucker," he said, sounding fond and warm.
Eric, my big bullshitter.”

“Just because one of Arlene's husbands was a murderer is no reason for me to be ugly”

“My favorite fantasy? You come down into my daytime resting place stark naked," he said, and I could see the gleam of his teeth as he smiled. "Oh, wait," Bill said. "That's already happened.”

“There’s no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged.”

“i was momentarily sidetracked by the vision of Eric herding a cow into a trailer and driving it to the shoulder of the the interstate and shooing it into the trees.”

“But men are less used to the idea of being raped than women are, and it strikes them with a fresh horror. With women, that horror comes right along with the female genitals.”

“He managed to convey indifference, contempt, and boredom in the one word.”

“As exits go, that's a good one." It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire.”

“Everyone thinks I'm crazy, you know, because I can't tell them the truth; which is, that I'm driven crazy by all these thoughts, all these heads.”

“JB’s mother had taught him early on that appreciated women are happy women.”

“I had never realized a woman could have to struggle to keep her hands off a man, but here I was, digging my nails into my palms, staring at the inside of my eyelids as though I could maybe see through them if I peered hard enough.”

“I dipped into his brain. He wasn't happy that I wasn't wearing a bra, because my boobs distracted him. He was thinking I was a bit too curvy for his taste. He was thinking he'd better not think about me that way anymore. He was missing his wife.”

“Once again, I had that feeling of drowning when I hadn’t even known I was in the pool”

“All the pictures on the walls, they all white as lilies and smiling like alligators.”

“Don’t go looking for trouble; it’s already looking for you.”

“It's hard not to respond when a master of the art of kissing is laying one on you.”

“Alcide: "It's on my right butt cheek. It's shaped like a rabbit."
Sookie: "I love bunnies!”