Charlaine Harris citations

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“Should I just bite you, and end it all?", he whispered. "I would never have to think about you again. Thinking about you is an annoying habit and one I want to be rid of.”

“Come on," I said, taking his hand. Clutching the afghan with the other hand, he trailed down the hall after me, a snow white giant in tiny red underwear.”

“Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me. -Eric”

“I have a big hole in my heart," I said. "But it'll close over."
I don't want to sound all Dr. Phil," she said. "But don't let the scab seal the pain in, okay?"
That's good advice," I said. "I hope I can manage it.”

“He gave me a look sure to put frost on anyone's pumpkin.”

“I have lived one step away from losing my mind for years. I am quick and accurate in spotting unstable streaks in others.”

“As the water pounded on my back, I reflected that I must be pretty simple. It didn't take much to make me happy. A long night with a dead guy had done the trick.”

“You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless.”

“Eric: ''What part do you like best?'' Sookie: ''oh your butt'' Eric: ''My… Bottom?'' Sookie: ''yep”

“Bubba made a sound of disapproval "You're not supposed to be kissing on anybody else, Miss Sookie" he said "Bill said it was okay, but I don't like it.”

“For awhile I taped soap operas and watched them at night when I thought I might be forgetting what it was like to be human. After a while I stopped, because from the examples I saw on those shows, forgetting humanity was a good thing.”

“It was time to pull my moral socks up and behave myself.”

“There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers.”

“Fiction just makes it all more interesting. Truth is so boring.”

“You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta”

“It wasn't enough to be kidnapped, I had to be insulted too.”

“I am a woman, hear me roar," I said.
Gosh, what prompted that?" Amelia asked, and I jumped”

“When I thought of Eric with someone else, I wanted to rip out all his beautiful blonde hair. By the roots. In clumps.”

“Oh come on Pam, they're funny. They're like humans but miniature… tea cup humans!”

“I really, really wanted to lose awareness of the here and now. The best way for me to do that was bury myself in a book.”

“We could go back to your house. I can stay with you always. We can know each others bodies in every way, night after night. I could love you. I could work, you would not be poor. I would help you.”

“Life had sure been simpler when I hadn't dated.”

“I'd been blindsided with the most painful knowledge: the first man to ever say he loved me had never loved me at all.

His passion had been artificial.

His pursuit of me had been choreographed.”

“She killed Lorena in a fight?" Eric's grin grew even broader. He was as proud as if he'd heard his firstborn reciting Shakespeare.”

“Pam: "Claude, the mouthwateringly beautiful asshole?”

“You're lips are bloody.' He seized my face in both hands and kissed me. It's hard not to respond when a master of the art of kissing is laying one on you.”

“Finally, a human man saw me as intensely valuable. Just my luck he was happily married and thought I was a freak.”

“So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman”

“This was an unpleasant trend. I didn’t want a lot of guys popping in and out of my bedroom. I wanted one who would stay.”