Bill Engvall citations

15° Off Cool (2007)

Here's Your Sign Live! (2004)

and I said, "Exactly!"
Here's Your Sign Reloaded (2003)

Here's Your Sign

Driver: No, just washed it, gonna hang it up to dry (dumbass). Here's your sign.
Here's Your Sign, "Here's <i>MY</i> Sign..."

Here's Your Sign Reloaded (2003)
Here's Your Sign

Now That's Awesome (2000)

Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For the Road (2006)

Now That's Awesome (2000)

Remember that first year of marriage, when you went to the bathroom? Oh, lock the bathroom door, turn on the shower, because God forbid they knew you were going poo. Twenty years later, that bathroom door is wide open...you're saying "Bring the camera!"
Remember that first year of marriage, you'd come home and go "Ugh, what a bad day at work" and your wife would go, "Oh, they shouldn't be treating you so bad. Here, go sit down, I'll get you a beer, you can tell me all about it." Twenty years later, you come home, "Ugh, I had a bad day at work," she's going, "YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AT THIS HOUSE TODAY?! While you were at your 'job'?"
Here's Your Sign Live! (2004)

Here's Your Sign: Live! (2004)
Here's Your Sign

Here's Your Sign Reloaded (2003)
Here's Your Sign

Cheap Drunk: An Autobiography (2002)
Here's Your Sign, "Here's <i>MY</i> Sign..."

Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)
Here's Your Sign

Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again (2004)

Here's Your Sign (1996)

15° Off Cool (2007)

Aged and Confused (2009)

15° Off Cool (2007)

Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)
Here's Your Sign

Cheap Drunk: An Autobiography (2002)

15 Degrees Off Cool (2007)
Here's Your Sign

Here's Your Sign: Live! (2004)
Here's Your Sign

Aged and Confused (2009)

15° Off Cool (2007)

Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)
Here's Your Sign: Live! (2004)
Here's Your Sign

Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)

Here's Your Sign Live! (2004)

Here's Your Sign