Ben Elton citations

“No!" Jimmy protested.”

“The appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth.”

“No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.”

“Leave a message, don't leave a message. live, die, it's all the same dream.”

“The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.”

“Lies are as important as truth, for without lies, the truth is worthless.”