Will Rogers: Trending quotes (page 3)

“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.”

“The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”

“The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.”

“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.”

“It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation, but you can lose it in a minute.”

“Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.”

“An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.”

“Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat.”

“You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.”

“The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.”

“If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.”

“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”

“I am not a member of any organized party — I am a Democrat.”

“The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.”

“If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?”

“Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.”

“There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.”

“What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.”

“Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.”