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“Oh look, everybody instantly died again! What the hell was that? What killed me?”

WTF Is…? series, Day One: Garry's Incident (October 1, 2013)

“Behold! The Floating Aborigine Tribesman thingy! And his”

WTF Is…? series, Day One: Garry's Incident (October 1, 2013)

“You better save regularly if you intend to play this, 'cause you will just…die. From anything! At random! With no prior warning!”

WTF Is…? series, Day One: Garry's Incident (October 1, 2013)

“…I am a stupid, stupid man. I am a very, very dumb person. I…" [laughs in self-deprication] "He has an Auchenai Soulpriest! Why would you do that?! What is wrong with you?!”

Hearthstone series, Randuin 2 Electric Boogaloo (January 13, 2015)

“So, if all you do with WTF Is…? is to figure out whether or not a game is worth buying, you can just stop watching right now. It isn't. You should avoid it like the plague, because it is absolutely terrible. If you're curious as to why, however…" [chuckles] "Oh, I will show you.”

WTF Is…? series, Guise of the Wolf (January 26, 2014)

“Should've played the bloody Sky Golem. And now he's got my other one. Give it BACK!”

Hearthstone series, Randuin 2 Electric Boogaloo (January 13, 2015)

“What the hell killed me?! I had half health! Why did I just immediately die?! I don't understand what's happening!”

WTF Is…? series, Day One: Garry's Incident (October 1, 2013)

“That shows an obscene! lack of foresight!”

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“"Let me guess: if I stand up, he's gonna see me immediately?" [stands up; tribesman attacks him] "Of course."”

WTF Is…? series, Day One: Garry's Incident (October 1, 2013)

“"Maybe it has quick save?" [Silence. ] "…No. Of—Of course, that would be asking too much."”

WTF Is…? series, Day One: Garry's Incident (October 1, 2013)

“I now present to you the fairest maiden—what the hell is wrong with your face?”

WTF Is…? series, Guise of the Wolf (January 26, 2014)

“I'm pretty sure that macaw is also…up to no good…”

WTF Is…? series, Day One: Garry's Incident (October 1, 2013)

“We as consumers have the ability to stop this bullshit for good. And we're the only ones who can do that. Publishers aren't gonna do it. Devs aren't gonna do it. It's up to you: will you be part of that solution? Will you help fix this? Or will you continue to be part of the problem? I guess that's up to you.”

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“Ubisoft, I just want to like your games. Why won't you let me!”

The Content Patch, Episode 183 - Ubisoft's "double bill of delusion"

“I'd love to show you Wormnet, but I'm not gonna risk it, because Wormnet shows your IP address!”

Audio blogs, Worms World Party Remastered b******s

“What the 'ell just happened?!”

WTF Is…? series, No Time to Explain

“TotalBiscuit: Bullsh*t! TotalBullsh*t!”

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“TotalBiscuit: Now I will be eaten by a giant snake!”

gets eaten by a giant snake
'Genna: No—What?! Okay, wait a minute—that's what you get for winning?!
TotalBiscuit: Yes, you are eaten by Nidhogg, the giant snake.
Genna: What kind of dumb game is this?!
TotalBiscuit: Well, it's the one where you are eaten by Nidhogg, the giant snake.
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“We protected our copyright because TotalBiscuit has no right to make advertising revenues with our license.”

Stephane Woods is lying, and here's why."
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“We will not join enemy server.”

[catches himself] "'Enemy server', what? Let's try that again—empty server. I do want enemies."
WTF Is…? series, Insurgency (standalone) (January 29, 2014)