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“So to break down what they're saying there, they claim that they have run out of time and money.”

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The Content Patch, Episode 182 - Double Fine & Spacebase DF-9 under fire

Money , Time

“"Oh, goddamn! What the hell?!" [opens fire, then laughs] "Suppressing fire!"”

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WTF Is…? series, Insurgency (standalone) (January 29, 2014)

Hell

“Critique exists to protect consumers from unscrupulous companies, and is a necessary part of our society. Wild Games Studio disagrees.”

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Other videos, This video is no longer available: The Day One[:<nowiki>]</nowiki> Garry's Incident Incident

Game , Parting

“I think we may have found 2014's Garry's Incident. Ho-lee sh*t.”

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WTF Is…? series, Guise of the Wolf (January 26, 2014), Research stream

Thinking

“[to a teammate, who just shot at him] "I[t]—Don't shoot me!" [chuckles] "What's wrong with you?"”

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WTF Is…? series, Insurgency (standalone) (January 29, 2014)

“…So really, it's just y—" [enemy player kills him] "—oh, dammit!—you, your gun, and your friends.”

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WTF Is…? series, Insurgency (standalone) (January 29, 2014)

“The last part of that statement is the only thing that's true.”

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The Content Patch, Episode 183 - Ubisoft's "double bill of delusion"

Parting

“It's an Avenge?! Ahhhh! Oh, no! …I was bamboozled!”

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Hearthstone series, Randuin 2 Electric Boogaloo (January 13, 2015)

“[about Phil Fish leaving the game industry] "My first reaction, when thinking about covering this, was just to finish by saying, 'NNNope!' and go straight onto the next segment."”

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The Content Patch, Episode 122

Game , Thinking , Fish

“Stephane replied within 24 hours and gave us a review code. These are the facts. It's unthinkable that Stephane could possibly believe that we had no intention of monetizing the content.”

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Other videos, This video is no longer available: The Day One[:<nowiki>]</nowiki> Garry's Incident Incident

“This monkey is running backwards and forwards! This tribesman right here—" [starts swinging his machete in an attempt to get the tribesman's attention] "Hi.”

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WTF Is…? series, Day One: Garry's Incident (October 1, 2013)

“"Can I… WHAT?! Whaaaaat?! I hit him five times—three times in the back and he doesn't even know that I'm here!" [laughs] "Why is this game?! I'm not even gonna ask what is this game!"”

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WTF Is…? series, Day One: Garry's Incident (October 1, 2013)

Game , Time

“So. What's missing? Well, there's no crosshairs.”

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WTF Is…? series, Insurgency (standalone) (January 29, 2014)

“"Ladies and gentlemen, my name is TotalBiscuit. I'm here to ask and answer one simple question: W-T-F is Day One: Garry's Incident?" [Beat] "Garry with two R's, so you know he's serious."”

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WTF Is…? series, Day One: Garry's Incident (October 1, 2013)

Question

“What?! Now he realizes?! Oh—screw everything about this! I'm sorry; I can't take another minute of this dreadful thing!”

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WTF Is…? series, Day One: Garry's Incident (October 1, 2013)

“If I haven't made my point clear, let me just spell it out: don't.”

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This is absolutely awful."
Audio blogs, Worms World Party Remastered b******s

“It is a wasted concept [by] a studio that evidently does not have the talent necessary to create something of this complexity, and my god did they screw it up! This is this year's Revelations 2012! And more to the point—it's even got a Revelations 2012 armgun! It's—[beat]—god…! It is…just…horrendously bad!”

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WTF Is…? series, Day One: Garry's Incident (October 1, 2013)

God

“Are you ready for the jumpscare? …No, you're not.”

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WTF Is…? series, Guise of the Wolf (January 26, 2014)

“"What?! Where the hell did that come from?!" … "Behold! The worst textured panther in the history of video games!"”

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WTF Is…? series, Day One: Garry's Incident (October 1, 2013)

History , Game , Hell

“"We will not join enemy server." [catches himself] "'Enemy server', what? Let's try that again—empty server. I do want enemies."”

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WTF Is…? series, Insurgency (standalone) (January 29, 2014)