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“I'm looking for the novelists whose writing is an extension of their intellect rather than an extension of their neurosis.”

Tom Robbins Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates

Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates (2000)

“Sometimes those things that attract the most attention to us are the things that afford us the greatest privacy.”

Tom Robbins Even Cowgirls Get the Blues

Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1976)

“The man and woman firmly shook hands. The solution to the overpopulation problem might rest in such handshakes.”

Tom Robbins book Still Life with Woodpecker

Still Life with Woodpecker (1980)

“Modern Romans insisted that there was only one god, a notion that struck Alobar as comically simplistic.”

Tom Robbins book Jitterbug Perfume

Jitterbug Perfume (1984)

“Albert Camus wrote that the only serious question is whether to kill yourself or not. Tom Robbins wrote that the only serious question is whether time has a beginning or an end. Camus clearly got up on the wrong side of the bed, and Robbins must have forgotten to set the alarm. There is only one serious question. And that question is: "Who knows how to make love stay?"”

Tom Robbins book Still Life with Woodpecker

Still Life with Woodpecker (1980)

“He looked at her with that kind of painted-on seriousness that comedians shift into when they get their chance to play Hamlet.”

Tom Robbins book Still Life with Woodpecker

Still Life with Woodpecker (1980)

“You can love ‘em till your well runs dry, Belford, but you can never love ‘em enough, and you know it. No matter how much others might love you, you can’t love yourself unless you’re in charge of your own actions, and you’ll never take charge as long as you can get away with blaming your shortcomings and misfortunes on your family or society or your race or gender or Satan or whatever…”

Tom Robbins Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas

Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas (1994)

“All animals copulate but only humans osculate. Parakeets rub beaks? Sure they do, but only little old ladies who murder schoolchildren with knitting needles to steal their lunch money so that they can buy fresh kidneys to feed overweight kitty cats would place bird billing in the realm of the true kiss.”

Tom Robbins book Wild Ducks Flying Backward

Wild Ducks Flying Backward (2005)

“Not naive," Conch Shell had corrected him, "He simply has not been taught to fear the things you fear.”

Tom Robbins Skinny Legs and All

Skinny Legs and All (1990)

“Watts published a luminous book entitled The Wisdom of Insecurity that ought to be required reading for every high school senior. Watts elaborates beautifully on what I've learned from observation and personal experience: namely, that security is an illusion.”

Tom Robbins

The Syntax of Sorcery (2012)

“Moreover, given the unpleasant option of having to associate with either the self-satisfied beautiful or the self-pitying plain, he'd choose the former every time because beauty could sometimes transcend smugness whereas self-pity just made ugliness all the more unattractive.”

Tom Robbins Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates

Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates (2000)

“Let me see if I can put it in words that even the inebriated might understand.”

Tom Robbins book Jitterbug Perfume

Jitterbug Perfume (1984)

“You don't have to be a genius to recognize one. If you did, Einstein would never have gotten invited to the White House.”

Tom Robbins book Jitterbug Perfume

Jitterbug Perfume (1984)

“I deserve to be chained by night in a church basement without company o' cassette player if I'm not man enough to ask you for the teeniest, slightest brush of oral-muscular affaction.”

Tom Robbins book Jitterbug Perfume

Jitterbug Perfume (1984)

“…that she was the one who'd made friends with the Snake, that she'd let it lick the blood of her first menstruation, that she … ooo eee, that she … ooo eee, that she … ooo, eee, that she now knew what the Serpent knew.”

Tom Robbins Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas

Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas (1994)

“Above the building, the sky recalled passages from Les Miserables, threadbare and gray.”

Tom Robbins book Jitterbug Perfume

Jitterbug Perfume (1984)

“Zippers are primal and modern at the very same time. On the one hand, your zipper is primitive and reptilian, on the other, mechanical and slick. A zipper is where the Industrial Revolution meets the Cobra Cult.”

Tom Robbins book Jitterbug Perfume

Jitterbug Perfume (1984)

“I sense that novel of my dreams is in the Remington SL3 — although it writes much faster than I can spell.”

Tom Robbins book Still Life with Woodpecker

Still Life with Woodpecker (1980)