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“Were you proposing to shoot these people in cold blood, sergeant?"
"Nossir. Just a warning shot inna head, sir.”

Terry Pratchett book Jingo

Source: Jingo

“Good or bad, do it as you. Too many lies and there's no truth to go back to.”

Terry Pratchett book Monstrous Regiment

Source: Monstrous Regiment

“If words had weight, a single sentence from Death would have anchored a ship.”

Terry Pratchett

“There is no doubt that being human is incredibly difficult and cannot be mastered in one lifetime.”

Terry Pratchett book Thief of Time

Source: Thief of Time

“If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.”

Terry Pratchett book Moving Pictures

Source: Moving Pictures

“You get a wonderful view from the point of no return.”

Terry Pratchett book Making Money

Source: Making Money

“Life is a trick, and you get one chance to learn it.”

Terry Pratchett book Nation

Source: Nation

“They didn't have to be funny — they werejokes.”

Terry Pratchett book The Wee Free Men

Source: The Wee Free Men

“The more you think about it, the more amazing the everyday world of human beings becomes: most of it doesn't actually exist at all.”

Terry Pratchett

“Humanity's a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there.”

Terry Pratchett book Witches Abroad

Source: Witches Abroad

“The sun is simple. A sword is simple. A storm is simple. Behind everything simple is a huge tail of complicated.”

Terry Pratchett book I Shall Wear Midnight

Source: I Shall Wear Midnight

“It's lies. It's all lies. Some of them are just prettier than others, that's all. People see what they think is there.”

Terry Pratchett book Monstrous Regiment

Source: Monstrous Regiment

“Some people think this is paranoia, but it isn't. Paranoids only think everyone is out to get them. Wizards know it.”

Terry Pratchett book Sourcery

Source: Sourcery

“People don't like change. But make the change fast enough and you go from one type of normal to another.”

Terry Pratchett book Making Money

Source: Making Money

“When I am old I shall wear midnight.”

Terry Pratchett book I Shall Wear Midnight

Source: I Shall Wear Midnight

“Learnin’ how not to do things is as hard as learning how to do them.”

Terry Pratchett book A Hat Full of Sky

Source: A Hat Full of Sky

“Oh. I see. People don't want to see what can't possibly exist.”

Terry Pratchett book Mort

Source: Mort

“You know how to pray, don’t you? Just put your hands together and hope.”

Terry Pratchett book Going Postal

Source: Going Postal

“Seeing things a human shouldn't have to see makes us human.”

Terry Pratchett book Thief of Time

Source: Thief of Time

“The important thing about adventures, thought Mr. Bunnsy, was that they shouldn't be so long as to make you miss mealtimes.”

Terry Pratchett

Source: The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents