Sophie Kinsella: Trending quotes (page 6)

“Carried away.
He got a little carried away.
This is like saying Hitler was a tad aggressive.”

“I'm sitting at the dinner table, wearing my future mother-in-law's underwear. It's like some twisted dream that you wake up and thinkL Crikey Moses! Thank God that didn't really happen!”

“Why didn't I buy a new phone earlier? Why don't I always walk around with a spare phone? It should be the law, like having a spare tire.”

“You won’t let me buy any clothes. Now you won’t let me buy a road map, either!
I need to spend some money or I’m going to go crazy!”

“I bet he never goes on YouTube. He's too busy. It's only tragic cases like you and me who are always online.”

“Great. Just great. One glimpse of his body and I have a full-blown crush.

I honestly thought I was a bit deeper than that.”

“I had a craving for pineapple and a pink cardigan”

“Emma, your granddad’s on the line,” says Artemis, putting her hand over the receiver. “Something about the night bus and he’ll never trust you again?”

“Honestly, do these people have nothing better to do than engage in stupid mindless speculation about people they don't know?”

“Books are educational; so you can buy as many as you want." Sophie Kinsella, shopping at the Limelight Marketplace”