S.J. Perelman: Scenario

S.J. Perelman was American humorist, author, and screenwriter. Explore interesting quotes on scenario.

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“Only the scenario writers are exempt. These are tied between the tails of two spirited Caucasian ponies, which are then driven off in opposite directions. This custom is called "a conference."”

S.J. Perelman

"Strictly from Hunger", The Most of S. J. Perelman (1992) pp. 47-48

“"Oh, son, I wish you hadn’t become a scenario writer!" she sniffled.
"Aw, now, Moms," I comforted her, "it’s no worse than playing the piano in a call house."”

S.J. Perelman

"Strictly from Hunger", The Most of S. J. Perelman (1992) p. 45

Moms , Housing

“Oh, son, I wish you hadn’t become a scenario writer!”

S.J. Perelman

she sniffled.
"Aw, now, Moms," I comforted her, "it’s no worse than playing the piano in a call house."
"Strictly from Hunger", The Most of S. J. Perelman (1992) p. 45