Ron English: Trending quotes (page 8)

“I hope my journey to death lasts at least ninety years.”

“If God had meant man to fly he would have gone a little easier on the gravity.”

“If you got everything you wanted there would be nothing left for anyone else.”

“If you want to get hit by a car, stand in the road.”

“Mad to the marrow.”

“In fraud we trust.”

“In a land of plenty it is better to consume than create.”

“It’s easier to solve problems if you don’t have to live with the solutions.”

“It’s better to get the last laugh than the joke.”

“I could kill two birds if I wasn't so stoned.”

“I have an undeveloped photographic memory.”

“I was reincarnated as my former self.”

“The few think for the many.”

“I would talk to myself but I’m not a good listener.”

“Life is fair. Everyone gets more than they deserve.”

“I only speak to drown out my thoughts.”

“In heaven you get the hang-over before the intoxication.”

“Increasing your odds gets you closer to your goal.”

“Sometimes you have to do something dangerous to get death's attention.”