Robin Williams: Quotes about God

Robin Williams was American actor and stand-up comedian. Explore interesting quotes on god.

Robin Williams: 104 quotes 21 likes

“And people say to me, they say Jesus wasn't Jewish. I say of course he was Jewish. 30 years old, single, lives with his parents. Come on! Work in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift! He's Jewish! Give it up!”

Robin Williams

Robin Williams: Live on Broadway (2002)

God , People , Moms , Business

“These drugs have side effects that go on for fuckin' days, like tendency-to-grow-another-head, oh my God! When we were growing up we knew the side effects of the drugs we were taking. Cocaine, side effects were paranoia, ninjas-on-the-lawn; quaaludes, side effects were talking in tongues, English as a second language; marijuana, side effects were laughter, Frosted Flakes.”

Robin Williams

Weapons of Self Destruction (2010)

God , Laughter , Marijuana

“And that's when you realize that God gave you a penis and a brain and only enough blood to run one at a time.”

Robin Williams

Robin Williams: Live on Broadway (2002)

God , Time

“I was on this German talk show and this woman said to me, she said, "Mr. Williams, why do you think there's not so much comedy in Germany?" I said, "Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?" [laughter and applause] And…it was…and here's where it got interesting. She didn't bat an eyelash. She just went "No". At that point, even God's going, "Do you get it?!"”

Robin Williams

German comedy: "Knock-knock--We ask the questions!".
Weapons of Self Destruction (2010)

God , People , Question , Thinking

“My God, what am I doing here? It's weird. How do you get to the Met? Money! Lots and lots of money! I can imagine Pavarotti next door at the improv going, "Two Jews walk into a bar…"”

Robin Williams

A Night at the Met (1986)

Money , God , Imagination