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“(Imitating Pavarotti) "It is amazing I know it is huge. BEHOLD IT. IT IS GROWING. ALL OF MY PHALLUS IS A SHOWING!"”

Inside the Actors Studio (2001)

“When I was growing up they used to say, "Robin, drugs can kill you." Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me, "Robin, you need drugs to live." I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer…”

Weapons of Self Destruction (2010)

“There was an old, crazy dude who used to live a long time ago. His name was Lord Buckley. And he said, a long time ago, he said, "People: They're kinda like flowers and it's been a privilege walking in your garden."”

My love goes with you.
Reality...What a Concept (1979)

“We were talking briefly about cocaine…yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!”

A Night at the Met (1986)

“Nice to be in Washington, where the buck stops here! Way to go. And then it's handed out to AIG and many other people.”

Weapons of Self Destruction (2010)

“I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open.”

Weapons of Self Destruction (2010)

“Now, Michael is claiming racism. I'm going, "Honey, you gotta pick a race first." Baby, what are you claiming, mistreatment of elves? What are you saying?”

Robin Williams: Live on Broadway (2002)

“The professor was on acid, and sometimes he'd shout, "I'm Lincoln!" And then, there'd be a kid in the back, "I'm Booth!"”

Inside the Actors Studio (2001)

“Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, "It's 5:00 in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time."”

A Night at the Met (1986)

“[spoofing Mister Rogers] It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood… oh, damn, someone stole my sneakers. Let's do some wonderful things today, boys and girls; but first, do you mind if I take some more medication? It helps the day go a little bit slower. There we go. Now we're gonna do some wonderful experiments you can do around the house. Let's put Mr. Hamster in the microwave, okay?… He knows where he's going. BEEP! Pop goes the weasel! That's severe radiation. Can you say "severe radiation?"”

Oh, look, you got a little balloon now.
Reality...What a Concept (1979)

“No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.”

“If alcohol is a crutch, then Jack Daniels is the wheelchair.”

A Night at the Met (1986)